Buddhist Hipsters

The Orb – Buddhist Hipsters: B-Side Breakdown 75 (C) from 4 critic reviews.

Album cover for Buddhist Hipsters by The Orb
Released October 10, 2025
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The Orb

Buddhist Hipsters

75
B-Side BreakdownGrade C · 4 critics · 50% approval
B-Side Breakdown75Grade: C
Approval50%2 of 4 critics scored it 75 or higher
DivisivenessUnanimousHow close the scores are: most critics land within 10 points of each other

Early reviews. Critics give Buddhist Hipsters an early B-Side Breakdown of 75 (C), from 4 reviews so far. It will settle as more outlets weigh in.

The verdict on Buddhist Hipsters

So far, 2 of 4 critics liked it.

020406080100Uncut: 70AllMusic: 70Record Collector: 80Mojo: 80 Breakdown 75
Record Collector via Wikipediaby Jeremy Allen 4/5 80 Oct 2, 2025
Mojo via Wikipediaby Stephen Worthy 4/5 80 Sep 16, 2025
Uncut via Wikipediaby Daniel Dylan Wray 7/10 70 Sep 9, 2025
AllMusic via Wikipediaby Paul Simpson 3.5/5 70 Oct 30, 2025

Buddhist Hipsters in The Orb's catalog

75The Orb’s Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld (1991): 83U.F.Orb (1992): 88Orbus Terrarum (1995): 80Orblivion (1997): 78Cydonia (1999): 54Bicycles & Tricycles (2003): 58The Dream (2007): 67The Orbserver in the Star House (2012): 65More Tales from the Orbservatory (2013): 60Moonbuilding 2703 AD (2015): 75COW / Chill Out, World! (2016): 76No Sounds Are Out of Bounds (2018): 75Abolition of the Royal Familia (2020): 72Prism (2023): 69Buddhist Hipsters (2025): 7575This one1991
The Orb's albums by B-Side Breakdown, in release order. Above the dashed line, most critics liked it. Every The Orb album, ranked

How these critics usually treat The Orb

  • Mojo Kinder than usual7 points above the other critics here. Usually 6 points below on The Orb's other albums (4).
  • AllMusic Harsher than usual7 points below the other critics here. Usually 5 points above on The Orb's other albums (13).
  • Record Collector About usual for them7 points above the other critics here. Usually 11 points above on The Orb's other albums (5).
  • Uncut About usual for them7 points below the other critics here. Usually 6 points below on The Orb's other albums (6).

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How the Breakdown works

Every outlet’s score is converted to 0–100 (2/5 is 40, 5.9/10 is 59, a B+ is 88) and averaged. Grades follow the B-Side scale: A is 90–100, B 80–89, C 70–79, D 60–69, F below 60. Approval is the share of critics who scored it 75 or higher; the Breakdown shows green at 75 and up, red below. Divisiveness asks a different question: not how many critics liked it, but how close their scores are to each other. Five critics who all give it 50 are Unanimous, even though none of them liked it. The labels run Unanimous, Broad agreement, Some debate, Divided, and Contentious. Replay rate comes from listeners, not critics: yes counts fully, a few tracks counts half, no counts zero. The gist quotes each outlet’s own summary of its review. Published is the date on the review itself, read from the outlet’s page, so you can see whether an album’s reputation came at release or years later. Scores marked est. come from reviews that publish no number. Scores marked via Wikipedia are archive ratings, mostly for older albums, taken from the “Professional ratings” box on the album’s Wikipedia page (published openly through Wikidata); each links to the original review when we can find it online, and to that Wikipedia entry when we can’t. When an outlet reviewed an album twice, years apart (often for a reissue), both scores count, each labeled with its year.

A-Side marks the critics’ top tier. An album earns it automatically, from its numbers alone: a Breakdown of 90 or higher, from at least 5 reviews, with at least 75% approval. Nobody hands it out and nobody can buy it; if new reviews pull an album below the line, it loses the badge.

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