Telephono

Spoon – Telephono: B-Side Breakdown 62 (D-) from 3 critic reviews.

Album cover for Telephono by Spoon
Released April 23, 1996
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Telephono

62
B-Side BreakdownGrade D- · 3 critics · 33% approval
B-Side Breakdown62Grade: D-
Approval33%1 of 3 critics scored it 75 or higher
DivisivenessDividedHow close the scores are: most critics land within 30 points of each other

Early reviews. Critics give Telephono an early B-Side Breakdown of 62 (D-), from 3 reviews so far. It will settle as more outlets weigh in.

The verdict on Telephono

So far, 1 of 3 critics liked it.

  • Highest 75 Pitchfork
  • Lowest 40 Rolling Stone
  • By the numbers The lowest score of Spoon's 10 albums with a Breakdown.
020406080100Rolling Stone: 40AllMusic: 70Pitchfork: 75 Breakdown 62
The gist
Pitchfork via Wikipediaby Brian Howe 7.5/10 75 2006 “A decade after debuting on Matador, Spoon's first album and follow-up EP are now back in print thanks to Merge.”
AllMusic via Wikipedia 3.5/5 70 2006
Rolling Stone via Wikipedia 2/5 40

Telephono in Spoon's catalog

75Telephono (1996): 6262This oneA Series of Sneaks (1998): 8282Girls Can Tell (2001): 8484Kill the Moonlight (2002): 8181Gimme Fiction (2005): 8181Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga (2007): 8282Transference (2010): 8080They Want My Soul (2014): 8282Hot Thoughts (2017): 8181Lucifer on the Sofa (2022): 84842022
Spoon's albums by B-Side Breakdown, in release order. Above the dashed line, most critics liked it. Every Spoon album, ranked

How these critics usually treat Spoon

  • Rolling Stone Harsher than usual33 points below the other critics here. Usually 7 points below on Spoon's other albums (7).
  • Pitchfork Kinder than usual20 points above the other critics here. Usually level with the others on Spoon's other albums (9).
  • AllMusic Kinder than usual13 points above the other critics here. Usually 2 points above on Spoon's other albums (9).

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How the Breakdown works

Every outlet’s score is converted to 0–100 (2/5 is 40, 5.9/10 is 59, a B+ is 88) and averaged. Grades follow the B-Side scale: A is 90–100, B 80–89, C 70–79, D 60–69, F below 60. Approval is the share of critics who scored it 75 or higher; the Breakdown shows green at 75 and up, red below. Divisiveness asks a different question: not how many critics liked it, but how close their scores are to each other. Five critics who all give it 50 are Unanimous, even though none of them liked it. The labels run Unanimous, Broad agreement, Some debate, Divided, and Contentious. Replay rate comes from listeners, not critics: yes counts fully, a few tracks counts half, no counts zero. The gist quotes each outlet’s own summary of its review. Published is the date on the review itself, read from the outlet’s page, so you can see whether an album’s reputation came at release or years later. Scores marked est. come from reviews that publish no number. Scores marked via Wikipedia are archive ratings, mostly for older albums, taken from the “Professional ratings” box on the album’s Wikipedia page (published openly through Wikidata); each links to the original review when we can find it online, and to that Wikipedia entry when we can’t. When an outlet reviewed an album twice, years apart (often for a reissue), both scores count, each labeled with its year.

A-Side marks the critics’ top tier. An album earns it automatically, from its numbers alone: a Breakdown of 90 or higher, from at least 5 reviews, with at least 75% approval. Nobody hands it out and nobody can buy it; if new reviews pull an album below the line, it loses the badge.

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