Hempispheres

Sleep – Hempispheres: B-Side Breakdown 67 (D+) from 4 critic reviews.

Album cover for Hempispheres by Sleep
Released September 3, 2026
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Sleep

Hempispheres

67
B-Side BreakdownGrade D+ · 4 critics · 50% approval
B-Side Breakdown67Grade: D+
Approval50%2 of 4 critics scored it 75 or higher
DivisivenessDividedHow close the scores are: most critics land within 38 points of each other

Early reviews. Critics give Hempispheres an early B-Side Breakdown of 67 (D+), from 4 reviews so far. It will settle as more outlets weigh in.

The verdict on Hempispheres

So far, 2 of 4 critics liked it.

020406080100Beats Per Minute: 48Pitchfork: 48Paste: 81Toilet ov Hell: 90 Breakdown 67
The gist
Toilet ov Hellby Sean Ghoulson 9/10 90 Sep 4, 2026
Pasteby Andy Crump B- 81 Sep 4, 2026 “Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.”
Beats Per Minuteby John Wohlmacher 48% 48 Sep 14, 2026 “Music News, Reviews, Interviews, Videos and MP3s”
Pitchforkby Brad Sanders 4.8/10 48 Sep 4, 2026

Hempispheres in Sleep's catalog

75Jerusalem (1996): 8484Dopesmoker (2003): 8484The Sciences (2018): 8585Hempispheres (2026): 6767This one1996
Sleep's albums by B-Side Breakdown, in release order. Above the dashed line, most critics liked it. Every Sleep album, ranked

How these critics usually treat Sleep

  • Pitchfork Harsher than usual25 points below the other critics here. Usually 1 point above on Sleep's other albums (3).

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How the Breakdown works

Every outlet’s score is converted to 0–100 (2/5 is 40, 5.9/10 is 59, a B+ is 88) and averaged. Grades follow the B-Side scale: A is 90–100, B 80–89, C 70–79, D 60–69, F below 60. Approval is the share of critics who scored it 75 or higher; the Breakdown shows green at 75 and up, red below. Divisiveness asks a different question: not how many critics liked it, but how close their scores are to each other. Five critics who all give it 50 are Unanimous, even though none of them liked it. The labels run Unanimous, Broad agreement, Some debate, Divided, and Contentious. Replay rate comes from listeners, not critics: yes counts fully, a few tracks counts half, no counts zero. The gist quotes each outlet’s own summary of its review. Published is the date on the review itself, read from the outlet’s page, so you can see whether an album’s reputation came at release or years later. Scores marked est. come from reviews that publish no number. Scores marked via Wikipedia are archive ratings, mostly for older albums, taken from the “Professional ratings” box on the album’s Wikipedia page (published openly through Wikidata); each links to the original review when we can find it online, and to that Wikipedia entry when we can’t. When an outlet reviewed an album twice, years apart (often for a reissue), both scores count, each labeled with its year.

A-Side marks the critics’ top tier. An album earns it automatically, from its numbers alone: a Breakdown of 90 or higher, from at least 5 reviews, with at least 75% approval. Nobody hands it out and nobody can buy it; if new reviews pull an album below the line, it loses the badge.

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