Worst Christmas Ever!

Sufjan Stevens – Worst Christmas Ever!: 2 critics so far, early score 83 (B). Paste B, Hot Press 8/10. B-Side Breakdown at 3 reviews.

Album cover for Worst Christmas Ever! by Sufjan Stevens
Released November 6, 2026
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Sufjan Stevens

Worst Christmas Ever!

No consensus yet. 2 critics have reviewed Worst Christmas Ever! so far, for an early score of 83 (B): Paste gives it B (85) and Hot Press gives it 8/10 (80). The B-Side Breakdown appears at 3 reviews.

Sufjan Stevens's track record

Their last three Breakdowns: The Ascension 81, A Beginner’s Mind 77, Javelin 87. Their best reviewed is still Carrie & Lowell 90.

75Michigan (2003): 8686Seven Swans (2004): 7878Illinois (2005): 8989The BQE (2009): 7575The Age of Adz (2010): 8080Carrie & Lowell (2015): 9090Planetarium (2017): 7171Aporia (2020): 7575The Ascension (2020): 8181A Beginner’s Mind (2021): 7777Javelin (2023): 8787This one2003
Every Sufjan Stevens album with a B-Side Breakdown, in release order. Above the dashed line, most critics liked it. Every Sufjan Stevens album, ranked

Critics who usually review Sufjan Stevens

  • AllMusic11 of 11 albums · average 78 · usually 3 points below the other critics
  • Pitchfork11 of 11 albums · average 79 · usually 3 points below the other critics
  • The Guardian7 of 11 albums · average 86 · usually 3 points above the other critics
  • NME6 of 11 albums · average 82 · usually 2 points below the other critics
  • Slant6 of 11 albums · average 82 · usually 2 points below the other critics
  • The Independent6 of 11 albums · average 87 · usually 6 points above the other critics
  • Uncut6 of 11 albums · average 82 · usually level with the other critics
  • Mojo5 of 11 albums · average 72 · usually 9 points below the other critics
The gist
Pasteby Grant Sharples B 85 Nov 6, 2026 “Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.”
Hot Pressby Caroline Kelly 8/10 80 Nov 6, 2026

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How the Breakdown works

Every outlet’s score is converted to 0–100 (2/5 is 40, 5.9/10 is 59, a B+ is 88) and averaged. Grades follow the B-Side scale: A is 90–100, B 80–89, C 70–79, D 60–69, F below 60. Approval is the share of critics who scored it 75 or higher; the Breakdown shows green at 75 and up, red below. Divisiveness asks a different question: not how many critics liked it, but how close their scores are to each other. Five critics who all give it 50 are Unanimous, even though none of them liked it. The labels run Unanimous, Broad agreement, Some debate, Divided, and Contentious. Replay rate comes from listeners, not critics: yes counts fully, a few tracks counts half, no counts zero. The gist quotes each outlet’s own summary of its review. Published is the date on the review itself, read from the outlet’s page, so you can see whether an album’s reputation came at release or years later. Scores marked est. come from reviews that publish no number. Scores marked via Wikipedia are archive ratings, mostly for older albums, taken from the “Professional ratings” box on the album’s Wikipedia page (published openly through Wikidata); each links to the original review when we can find it online, and to that Wikipedia entry when we can’t. When an outlet reviewed an album twice, years apart (often for a reissue), both scores count, each labeled with its year.

A-Side marks the critics’ top tier. An album earns it automatically, from its numbers alone: a Breakdown of 90 or higher, from at least 5 reviews, with at least 75% approval. Nobody hands it out and nobody can buy it; if new reviews pull an album below the line, it loses the badge.

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