Twelve Carat Toothache

Post Malone – Twelve Carat Toothache: B-Side Breakdown 51 (F) from 7 critic reviews.

Album cover for Twelve Carat Toothache by Post Malone
Released June 3, 2022
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Post Malone

Twelve Carat Toothache

51
B-Side BreakdownGrade F · 7 critics · 0% approval
B-Side Breakdown51Grade: F
Approval0%0 of 7 critics scored it 75 or higher
DivisivenessDividedHow close the scores are: most critics land within 34 points of each other

Early reviews. Based on 7 critics so far. The Breakdown will settle as more outlets weigh in.

020406080100Riff Magazine: 20Spectrum Culture: 30Clash: 50musicOMH: 60Beats Per Minute: 65RapReviews: 65Pitchfork: 66 Breakdown 51
The gist
Pitchfork 6.6/10 66
Beats Per Minute 65% 65 “Music News, Reviews, Interviews, Videos and MP3s”
RapReviews 6.5/10 65
musicOMH 3/5 60 “A half-in, half-out approach leaves the wobbly-voiced warbler stuck at a fork in the road”
Clash 5/10 50 “Music Review: Post Malone – Twelve Carat Toothache”
Spectrum Culture 30/100 30 “When his songs are personal, he sounds like he wants to kill himself, and when they aren’t, he’s brain-dead.”
Riff Magazine 2/10 20 “Twelve Carat Toothache" by Post Malone obfuscates its lacking lyrical composition with swelling keyboard chords and sentimental piano ballads.”

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How the Breakdown works

Every outlet’s score is converted to 0–100 (2/5 is 40, 5.9/10 is 59, a B+ is 88) and averaged. Grades follow the B-Side scale: A is 90–100, B 80–89, C 70–79, D 60–69, F below 60. Approval is the share of critics who scored it 75 or higher; the Breakdown shows green at 75 and up, red below. Divisiveness asks a different question: not how many critics liked it, but how close their scores are to each other. Five critics who all give it 50 are Unanimous, even though none of them liked it. The labels run Unanimous, Broad agreement, Some debate, Divided, and Contentious. Replay rate comes from listeners, not critics: yes counts fully, a few tracks counts half, no counts zero. The gist quotes each outlet’s own summary of its review. Scores marked est. come from reviews that publish no number. Scores marked via Wikipedia are archive ratings, mostly for older albums, taken from the “Professional ratings” box on the album’s Wikipedia page (published openly through Wikidata); each links to the original review when we can find it online, and to that Wikipedia entry when we can’t.

A-Side marks the critics’ top tier. An album earns it automatically, from its numbers alone: a Breakdown of 85 or higher, from at least 5 reviews, with at least 75% approval. Nobody hands it out and nobody can buy it; if new reviews pull an album below the line, it loses the badge.

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