Early reviews. Based on 7 critics so far. The Breakdown will settle as more outlets weigh in.
| The gist | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| musicOMH | 5/5 | 100 | “The Sheffield band's latest exists in some kind of kitsch pocket universe where people sit around in vintage Gucci watching Roger Moore James Bond movies for days on end, subsisting…” |
| Pitchfork | 8/10 | 80 | |
| Uncut | 8/10 | 80 | “Top gear: the Yorkshire cads’ lavishly orchestrated seventh long-player” |
| Slant | 3.5/5 | 70 | “On 'The Car,' Arctic Monkeys sound reinvigorated, proving that the sonic risks of their last album were far from a dead end.” |
| Beats Per Minute | 69% | 69 | “Music News, Reviews, Interviews, Videos and MP3s” |
| Clash | 6/10 | 60 | “Are you just happy to sit there and watch / While the paint job dries?" That’s Alex Turner, friends. The greatest songwriter of his generation,” |
| Riff Magazine | 5/10 | 50 | “On 'The Car,' the Arctic Monkeys leave behind straightforward rock to indulge in the soundscapes they first explored on 'Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino.” |
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How the Breakdown works
Every outlet’s score is converted to 0–100 (2/5 is 40, 5.9/10 is 59, a B+ is 88) and averaged. Grades follow the B-Side scale: A is 90–100, B 80–89, C 70–79, D 60–69, F below 60. Approval is the share of critics who scored it 75 or higher; the Breakdown shows green at 75 and up, red below. Divisiveness asks a different question: not how many critics liked it, but how close their scores are to each other. Five critics who all give it 50 are Unanimous, even though none of them liked it. The labels run Unanimous, Broad agreement, Some debate, Divided, and Contentious. Replay rate comes from listeners, not critics: yes counts fully, a few tracks counts half, no counts zero. The gist quotes each outlet’s own summary of its review. Scores marked est. come from reviews that publish no number. Scores marked via Wikipedia are archive ratings, mostly for older albums, taken from the “Professional ratings” box on the album’s Wikipedia page (published openly through Wikidata); each links to the original review when we can find it online, and to that Wikipedia entry when we can’t.
A-Side marks the critics’ top tier. An album earns it automatically, from its numbers alone: a Breakdown of 85 or higher, from at least 5 reviews, with at least 75% approval. Nobody hands it out and nobody can buy it; if new reviews pull an album below the line, it loses the badge.








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